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The competition of fishers is a useful and interesting activity, it teaches you how to fish and love your homeland. Here, everyone can not only show the degree of his…

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Loach - an interesting fish
Description of loach. Where it is found and how it is caught (tackle, bait, time). While fishing, there are a lot of interesting moments that are remembered for a lifetime.…

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If you caught a cold while fishing. Folk recipes
One of my acquaintances, a fishing companion, caught a cold while fishing in the winter, having fallen under the ice. Everything would be fine, but he had to run to…

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If you throw zander into … – will it be called a rebellion?

… Lafa is over. On legislative innovations, in particular, new fees for calculating the damage caused by predatory fishermen to our generous Fatherland.

The great army of Russian fishermen dutifully wiped out the spray of new dachshunds to calculate the damage done to aquatic biological resources. Changes in the law and the strong penalties for illegal fishing did not affect society. So, in the corners we whispered, spat in the hearts in different directions and fell silent. And on television they are already showing an old man caught on the Volga by hefty inspectors of fish protection, with several burses in length, slightly less than the allowed 25 centimeters. And they joyfully announce that now his pension is not enough to pay a fine. My grandfather has been here all his life, maybe, he caught this little thing in his ear a little, and now everything – the lafa is over.

If you throw zander into … – it will be called a rebellion !?

Deputies from the United Russia party, who have recently passed a majority of votes that have been duly appreciated by citizens, are day and night thinking about how to fill the Russian budget. We have increased the retirement age, taxes and fines are rampant, housing and communal services are becoming more and more expensive, now we pay separately for garbage collection. To make the country rich. Now we got to the fishermen. Coming up with new requisitions, our helmsmen probably wisely tie them to the level of welfare of the population. And judging by the behavior of citizens – we live well. Around in the state of peace and grace.

Only now it’s now dangerous to catch fish
After all, not only for “under-grown fish” you will have to pay a fee: pike perch less than 40 cm – 3305 rubles, pike less than 32 cm – 925 rubles, bream less than 28 cm – 500 rubles, etc. You also need to know exactly where, when, how and what time you can fish. You sit, for example, in your favorite place with a fishing rod. And the inspectors are right there. Pay the fine, angler, because you’ve aimed at the wintering hole. And you did not realize that there was such a pit. Although the fish do not winter there in the summer, you will pay a fine for fishing in the wrong place. Because there must be order and damage to the treasury must not be allowed. Now, according to media reports, the State Duma has begun to consider a bill on the collection of berries and mushrooms. Soon, probably, they will again please with something new. You may have to count the berries when leaving the forest so as not to take too much. Our people are kind, pliable. They will rotate and count the berries so that the authorities do not upset or annoy.

Fish are already being measured with rulers and marked with a chemical pencil. On steelyards, without departing from the hole, they hang. If the representative of the ichthyofauna does not fit in size, they push it back into the hole. Despite the fact that, after being removed from the depths, inside the fish, the insides climbed out through the mouth and died already, not paying attention to the fact that they measured it very politely. But because the law so laid out that wise deputies, seriously concerned about the development of the country, came up with. Better to eat the crayfish, but there will be no violation of the law.

Our people are obedient, since the days of the Soviet regime, they are accustomed to believe that the people’s representatives and other various high ministers take care of him. But how could it be otherwise, because they are servants of the people, and not satraps of some kind of unnecessary. Russia is not France for you, where the public, fed up with frogs, in every possible way opposes the wise decisions of the authorities. There, in Paris, the other day, they decided to raise gas prices, so the freakish citizens there filled up all the entrances to gas stations with manure. Natural cattle village decided to adjust fuel prices. And they got their way, savages. Gas has become cheaper.

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